The only man Xan ever truly loved was Elric, but Elric’s true love is Lizzie, so them’s the breaks. Xan does not mess with true love, she’s not a fool. Also, she’s really a career woman at heart, she lives for her magic, which just isn’t what it used to be. Which is why she’s […]

The second guy to show up for Mare is her long lost love, Crash Duncan, who dumped her off his motorcycle on prom night five years before, breaking her arm and then her heart when he disappeared without a word. Now he’s walking back through the door of Value Video!! and Mare is absolutely not […]

Mare isn’t a romantic, which is a good thing because the first man to show up for her is Jude Green, the Value Video!! vice president from the Italian office who looks like Jude Law.
Ah, yes, the VP. Smooth gleaming blond hair. Glistening deep green eyes. A broad curving smile. […]

Lizzie doesn’t have “guys”. She’s a romantic — and guys are too ordinary for her. Well, in fact she does have a guy, but her True Love soon dispenses with him quite handily (sends him off to Alaska to fall in love with a moose) so he can have Lizzie for himself.
And Lizzie’s […]